she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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