Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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