So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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