can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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