He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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