someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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