so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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