i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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