Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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