ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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