Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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