Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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