Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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