dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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