it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
PANTIES FOUND
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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