New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
im holly from the hills drunk
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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