My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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