Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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