Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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