The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.