Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part