Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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