do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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