I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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