I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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