Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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