how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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