Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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