Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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