Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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