Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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