Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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