You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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