there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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