happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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