Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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