Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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