That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Come on in and take your pants off
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