brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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