PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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