I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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