I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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