were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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