why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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