Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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