her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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