Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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