You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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