we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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