what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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