you guys were way drunker than both of me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I enjoy the company of your penis
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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