And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
this hospital has no fireball
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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