awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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